• SchmidtGenetics
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    7 days ago

    A gargoyle isn’t real though, if that thing was illuminated by lightning at night, I would have some very quick and serious questions going through my head. We do have silverbacks in our zoo… maybe it escaped…?

    But also pretty sure lions are common outside courts… no?

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          Yeah, I really should have thought about all the wild gorillas perched motionless, suspended two stories in the air that are so commonplace everywhere.

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            Does Lemmy have a community for r/imverybadass ?

            lol people are scared as shit to walk at night in a lot of places buddy. Get your head out of your ass. Random things that appear are gonna freak almost anyone out until they come to grips, which isn’t instant like you’re making it out to be.

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            It’s great you have no imagination and have the ability to think as fast as computer. People are also scared by humans that randomly appear, an animal is many factors more. It’s not like I’m making this shit up lol, go speak to any woman who walks at night for example.

            But obviously the vast majority of people aren’t super powered like you. And a lot of people love where wildlife can kill them, bears, cougars, wolves, etc. it’s gonna take people a little bit to adjust to the context. This isn’t fiction.

            You’re not even funny if you’re trying to troll, do you often get ignored at parties…?