If I lived a few doors down, I’d install a larger fake gorilla on the front of my house, making her gorilla look disappointing.
I’d install a fake Godzilla and make them fight.
*tips my glass
Could say the same about gargoyles outside buildings too.
A gargoyle isn’t real though, if that thing was illuminated by lightning at night, I would have some very quick and serious questions going through my head. We do have silverbacks in our zoo… maybe it escaped…?
But also pretty sure lions are common outside courts… no?
A gargoyle isn’t real though
Oh. Now I’m sad.
Don’t worry, Gargoyles are real. It’s Grotesques that aren’t real.
Idk. I don’t think all redpillers are bots.
Logic would probably kick in for most people
Do you Not live near someplace with wildlife in the city?
It’s not uncommon to see animals lol.
Yeah, I really should have thought about all the wild gorillas perched motionless, suspended two stories in the air that are so commonplace everywhere.
Does Lemmy have a community for r/imverybadass ?
lol people are scared as shit to walk at night in a lot of places buddy. Get your head out of your ass. Random things that appear are gonna freak almost anyone out until they come to grips, which isn’t instant like you’re making it out to be.
People are scared of their shadows because the news tells them to fear everything.
Tucson, AZ has had 15 foot tall dinosaurs outside a Mcdonalds for 30 years. But that’s not really an issue. I’d say seeing an unexpected T-rex at an intersection is scarier than a gorilla sitting on a shelf.
Lay off the meth then and don’t be so paranoid
Or do way more meth and become STRONGER!!!
It’s great you have no imagination and have the ability to think as fast as computer. People are also scared by humans that randomly appear, an animal is many factors more. It’s not like I’m making this shit up lol, go speak to any woman who walks at night for example.
But obviously the vast majority of people aren’t super powered like you. And a lot of people love where wildlife can kill them, bears, cougars, wolves, etc. it’s gonna take people a little bit to adjust to the context. This isn’t fiction.
You’re not even funny if you’re trying to troll, do you often get ignored at parties…?
What is up your ass? What a weird reaction
I’m tagging you “Gorillaphobia”
As long as it’s properly supported then sure, why not?
This Gorilla’s gonna need quarterly do-ups.
She understand that harembe death was the pivotal divergence in the timelines
Harambe’s death was so pivotal that it even caused the “This Is Fine” dog to reverse course!
Harambe died for our sins and will live forever in paradise
Heresy. The timeline was thrown into chaos when the well known extraterrestrial David Bowie died on January 10th 2016 and could no longer keep it on track.
This includes the killing of Harembe 4 months later.
It’s isn’t hurting anyone, and neither is the neon sign outside my house that says, “Susan bangs chimps for pies”.
My gorilla statue is safe
Sitting atop my thin tin roof
Please don’t stand there
Thud crash POOF
maybe shooting this one brings us back to the good timeline
Might give someone a heart attack at night though.
Im picturing a cheerful giant gorilla jogging around town and handing out little heart attacks to old ladies
Not the worst way to go
Would make one hell of a regional legend too
“Rumours speak of the Heart-stopping Gorilla that troops through these otherwise-ordinary streets. With a single glance, it can claim your very life.”
It’s hurting the sensibilities of thin skinned bitches.
You seriously underestimate humanity if you think this is a new sentence.
BrandNewSentences*
The Cincinnati Zoo, May 28th 2016, 5 minutes before the Great Deviation:
Gorillas need more space than that
Ain’t no law against it.
Planning law
