So self driving car brands are currently in the process of offering subscription based self driving features.
Soon these subscriptions will be cheap enough for everybody to abandon public transport and get into their self driving cars instead.
This means that everybody will be in their cars and it will create the biggest traffic jam in human history!
And finally, self-driving cars will be totally safe and able to drive completely unsupervised! While standing still in traffic going an average of 5 km/h…
It will be beautiful (/s)


Car drivers fighting against alternatives like public transport and cycling infrastructure and ending up with their streets jammed and their parking spaces taken is my favorite form of irony.
Building safe alternatives to driving is the only way to reduce traffic that has ever really worked in cities.