• Doomsider
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    2 days ago

    They have good taste, that is why they love them.

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        2 days ago

        I dunno, I am a bit old and sinewy to be honest. You probably want to cannibalize someone a bit tastier. Perhaps if you slow cook me it would turn out better.

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          Fine, your children then. IDC, whatever, life is meaningless to people like you and me when sensory pleasure is involved. Serve them up, yum. I love your children.

          Exploiting the body of a vulnerable individual and causing them grievous harm because it feels good to you has a lot of names, and they all apply to you.

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            Oof not sure how we got from harming a seagull to killing and eating children. Seems like an unnecessary escalation.

            Not sure why I am getting so much animosity here as my reply was pretty much a joke. But sure, all that is bad is me and you are a saint for talking about killing and eating my children. Cheers!