Deviled goose eggs have been a future project for a long time. I had to use up some emergency goat cheese so today is the day it finally happened.

Tired of paying $4 for crackers that are basically a little over cup of flour and a little less than stick of butter? You can make them at home for about $1.30

Not sure about what the cost of the meal is.

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    7 days ago

    Thin wheat crackers.
    1 1/4 cup (141 grams) whole wheat flour, plus more for dusting 2 tbsp sugar
    1.5 tsp koser salt
    1/2 tsp paprika
    6 tbsp cold butter, cubed
    1/4 cup water, not hot, not cold
    1/4 tsp vanilla
    kosher salt for topping

    • preheat oven to 400f
    • combine dry ingredients in a bowl
    • whisk them together
    • add the cubed butter
    • with a fork press the flour into the butter cubes until you get a nice crumb
      ! Don’t use your fingers to work the butter in because it will melt the butter.
    • mix the vanilla into the water
    • mix the liquids into the flour mix
    • kneed it together just enough to get rid of any of the dry flour in the bowl
    • break into three or four balls
    • place on a silicone baking mat on a cookie sheet
    • roll them out as thin as you can (dusting with flour to avoid sticky or tacky dough)
    • gently cut with a butter knife (don’t cut your mat) into 1.25 inch (3 cm) squares
    • sprinkle with kosher salt
    • bake for 7-15 minutes, keep an eye on them so they don’t burn. They are done when they change color and just barely bend. They will bake through and dry out after about 5 minutes our of the oven.
      +store in air tight container for up to a few days.
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        6 days ago

        I’m still trying to figure out why it’s there. It’s such a small amount. I think it’s there to take the edge off the whole wheat. Or maybe it’s a trap street style recipe edition.