• qarbone
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    9 days ago

    It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.

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      9 days ago

      Oh. So if someone had a

      Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?

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        9 days ago

        Yes.

        And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.