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    6 days ago

    We could probably establish something in Antarctica like that.

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        6 days ago

        I’m concerned that his blubber would allow him to survive for far too long.

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          6 days ago

          He’s a fat helpless sack of crap of a baby. He’d get lost on the way to the shitter if he wasn’t always wearing one.

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      6 days ago

      And in a few hundred years, researchers will run into a weird clump of ice, defrost it and find the most horrifying Thing ever to roam this planet.

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        6 days ago

        omg, just made a Thing reference and then saw your comment in the inbox next hahaha. Your idea has the angle for a good horror.

        Protagonist resting by a burning base, snow covered in orange…

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      Antarctica is a pristine place, I’d not defile it with that man. Just drop him in the deep freeze of any Waffle House, wouldn’t even crack the top five weirdest things that happened that night. Let the penguins be!

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        Yes, but imagine The Thing 3 returns to original glory and the opening scene is just the Norwegians firing rounds from the helicopter while MacReady’s son is already on the flamethrower, the stars and stripes flapping away in the background… The movie ends just 10 mins in to everyone sitting down for breakfast.