• stickly
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    7 hours ago

    So you’re telling me without alcohol I could have spent my life picking berries before I died of a toothache at 25? And instead I’m reading excel sheets and will die a prolonged death after years of chemo at 85?

    Damn alcohol really is the cause of all my problems…

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        7 hours ago

        True, but its illegal for me to wander my neighborhood and pick berries from “private property”

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          Realistically, if you eat out of trash cans you’ll have the same experience, and if you’re quiet and neat, no one will report you.