Mmm, yeah, nah. This is undercommitment to the facial hair. He needs to either shave it off or go for broke and try for a beard. The hair on his scalp looks really good, but the facial hair makes his face look tiny and has the fullness of the early stages of trichotillomania – or of a chronically underwatered lawn.
I wear a beard to strengthen my jawline and hide the double chin I sprouted in my 30s. I trim it the way that I do to maximize that effect. This dude seems to have done the exact opposite.
Mmm, yeah, nah. This is undercommitment to the facial hair. He needs to either shave it off or go for broke and try for a beard. The hair on his scalp looks really good, but the facial hair makes his face look tiny and has the fullness of the early stages of trichotillomania – or of a chronically underwatered lawn.
Close, but this is about the lawn reflected in the glasses I think
It is. Doesn’t stop me from appreciating how terribly his facial hair fits his face.
Yeah, they can shame multiple things at once.
I had something like that from 12 - 14 when the goatee finally filled in. If it hadn’t I’d have shaved that awful mess off
Looks like he was growing a Hitler stash, but the middle wouldn’t fill in so he let the sides grow in more, and they didn’t either.
That’s what he did. Look at that mustache, I’m female and I can grow a more mustache than this.
I wear a beard to strengthen my jawline and hide the double chin I sprouted in my 30s. I trim it the way that I do to maximize that effect. This dude seems to have done the exact opposite.
I think it’s the double chin and the patches of hair that kind of screw everything up