Reports citing emergency dispatch audio said responders were called to McConnell’s residence on June 14 for an unconscious patient and later discussed “CPR in progress” for a possible cardiac emergency.

Oh! So, we’ve escalated from him being found unconscious and rushed to the hospital to active CPR? Wouldn’t it have been something if the Republican stance of allowing doctors to decline giving medical care on moral grounds ended up being applied against the interests of the long-term cancer that is McConnell?

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    He’s lived a long life and had no consequences for anything he’s ever done.

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      Right? He and others like him is all the proof I need there is no cosmic karma system.

      …I’m not saying such a system should’ve killed him by now, but he at least shouldn’t be dying with this much dignity.

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        He’s still alive, there’s still time for you to be the manifestation of the cosmic karma system!

        (In Minecraft, of course)

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          My retirement plan/my plan for if I ever get a life-threatening illness and a timeline on my mortality is to pretty much be that harbinger on any McConnell-equivalent beings within my resources (in Minecraft of course).