Students: I’ve paid for this, it’s my right to get a degree in return, even if I never attend.
Lecturers: No! That’s not ho-
University Leadership: Yes valued customer, course content will be simplified to facilitate this. We will also pressure modules to be 100% coursework, so that your AI can do it for you my liege.
Students: I’ve paid for this, it’s my right to get a degree in return, even if I never attend.
Lecturers: No! That’s not ho-
University Leadership: Yes valued customer, course content will be simplified to facilitate this. We will also pressure modules to be 100% coursework, so that your AI can do it for you my liege.
Lecturers: FFS…
University Leadership: Please remember this moment when you become wealthy alumni and we come begging for donations!
Alumni: I’ve never heard of this university before in my life officer!