If only he knew a competent lawyer.

  • @SulaymanF
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    He destroyed his legal career to defend Trump. He went on news channels and pointedly said that it’s normal for a lawyer to pay off hush money and never tell a client. His own law firm fired him because nobody wants a lawyer that spends such massive amounts of your money without telling you. Then he told so many lies that his law license was suspended by the bar for unprofessional behavior and disgracing the legal profession. And after all that, Trump refused to pay him because he didn’t like the outcome of the case.

    NOW Giuliani is being sued by the poll workers he slandered and had their lives threatened, and Giuliani admitted to the court that he doesn’t have enough money to fight the case and won’t put up a defense. That’s in addition to the lawsuits against him by Dominion and Smartmatic which are still in progress.

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      I’m imagining Rudy going bankrupt and ending up in prison for the rest of his life, with his entire legacy reduced to his failure to defend an orange-skinned pig.

      And now I can’t wipe this smile off my face.

      • @CobblerScholar
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        Only thing that would make it better is if he had to listen to said orange pig all day every day for the rest of his life because they are bunkmates

    • @NevermindNoMind
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      He’s also being sued by his former employee whom he sexually assaulted/harassed (I’m not saying allegedly because he was recorded doing it). I believe she’s looking for a couple million dollars. And then of course there’s the criminal indictment, with probably more to come. I’d imagine his only source of income, apart from any investments he might have, is speaker fees from shitty Trump aligned group events, maybe he can write a book to raise cash. America’s mayor is fucked.

      • milkjug
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        There’s likely a bottomless pit of gullible neckbeard R’s that will contribute if he starts a gofundme.

    • @Crackhappy
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      It’s like he watched too much Boston Legal and thought he was Denny.