If only he knew a competent lawyer.

    • Nougat
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      611 months ago

      And he got into the NYC Mayor’s office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.

      All he had to do was nothing. And he failed.

      • @btaf45
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        311 months ago

        And now Indicted Racketeer Guiliani will be going to jail along with Convicted Sex Offender Treason Trump.

    • @NevermindNoMind
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      411 months ago

      His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.

    • @wolfpack86OP
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      411 months ago

      Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        211 months ago

        Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I’m not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me.

        Out of respect.