NY Post just run a story saying Glitch called the same people who have already claimed without any evidence to have spoken with him in the time since June 14th.
When the news came out last week about him being in cardiac arrest and having EMS administer CPR, the source I read had John Thune saying he’d talked to McConnell the following morning and McConnell “sounded good,” all that shit.
No, lol. 84-year-olds who have had EMS pounding on their frail ribcages do NOT in fact “sound good” after that, as a rule. That’s when I knew McConnell was dead or dying.
Don’t give me false hope OP
NY Post just run a story saying Glitch called the same people who have already claimed without any evidence to have spoken with him in the time since June 14th.
He’s definitely fucking dead.
https://nypost.com/2026/07/07/us-news/sen-mitch-mcconnell-84-calls-gop-allies-from-hospital-to-dispel-internet-chatter-hes-brain-dead/
This snippet from Daily Beast is pretty hilarious as well:
When the news came out last week about him being in cardiac arrest and having EMS administer CPR, the source I read had John Thune saying he’d talked to McConnell the following morning and McConnell “sounded good,” all that shit.
No, lol. 84-year-olds who have had EMS pounding on their frail ribcages do NOT in fact “sound good” after that, as a rule. That’s when I knew McConnell was dead or dying.
Dead would leak. Critical condition? They could spin that one for months.