I cannot figure out what some people are doing in their cars when I’m on my bike. I’ve been hit before, both with it being my fault and not. I’m getting better at familiar strips of the area. People don’t realize life can be fundamentally different if you leave your little pocket of reality. Drivers in NY are not the same as drivers in AZ.
Bingo bongo I like morrey mongo! Flarstiloppos! What is this ghost in my heart? A machine gun blessing in the disguise! This is my perfartmance fart and I ain’t nothin but a hound dog to all you hater hogs. We are all one and Jesus lives in my butthole rent-free!!!
Jesus cannot live rent free in your ass because he lives rent-free in my ass every night and day. Plus he’s black, and you’re too racist to love that throbbing dark meat.
See, you’re saying random shit. I’m being honest. There’s a difference between you and me, and that is why I am Anonymous, as my phone’s keyboard’s predictive text tells me to tell you, boy.
I am the real master of none and puppet to all the Christmas songs, but you, you are the real mccoy of blasting asses and chewing bubble names. All the flamingos in the land bow to your ghostly cock mastery and diddling of chipmunk housewives who live by the bay of pig-fuck.
We all know who the real big fish is here right? 😍
The third or fourth or fifth party we’re talking to, or all we all you? I could totally be this whole conversation and be both sides of it, y’know? I could be you, bro. You could be me, but y’know, you hold on to that delusion of a self.
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I cannot figure out what some people are doing in their cars when I’m on my bike. I’ve been hit before, both with it being my fault and not. I’m getting better at familiar strips of the area. People don’t realize life can be fundamentally different if you leave your little pocket of reality. Drivers in NY are not the same as drivers in AZ.
I’m worried. This comment is a coherent thought. Are you ok??
I always am
Bingo bongo I like morrey mongo! Flarstiloppos! What is this ghost in my heart? A machine gun blessing in the disguise! This is my perfartmance fart and I ain’t nothin but a hound dog to all you hater hogs. We are all one and Jesus lives in my butthole rent-free!!!
Jesus cannot live rent free in your ass because he lives rent-free in my ass every night and day. Plus he’s black, and you’re too racist to love that throbbing dark meat.
See, you’re saying random shit. I’m being honest. There’s a difference between you and me, and that is why I am Anonymous, as my phone’s keyboard’s predictive text tells me to tell you, boy.
O holiest of holies! I am repent of this situation but I don’t know what you think about me but 😭
I love you. I don’t know what you’re doing, but either authentic or you’re not, so which is it?
I am the real master of none and puppet to all the Christmas songs, but you, you are the real mccoy of blasting asses and chewing bubble names. All the flamingos in the land bow to your ghostly cock mastery and diddling of chipmunk housewives who live by the bay of pig-fuck.
We all know who the real big fish is here right? 😍
The third or fourth or fifth party we’re talking to, or all we all you? I could totally be this whole conversation and be both sides of it, y’know? I could be you, bro. You could be me, but y’know, you hold on to that delusion of a self.