You have probably already started imagining it – the towel spread across warm sand, the icy drink sweating in your hand, the blissful nothingness of a week away from your inbox. It is practically a rite of passage once the temperatures climb. But if you have been quietly shelving those plans, telling yourself you will...
Not to mention the people in Florida are complete and total assholes. Like the whole fucking state is just made up of complete and total assholes.
I spent most of my life there and was finally able to move away. It is true, because even people that don’t want to be assholes need to essentially act in a certain way to not appear weak and invite harassment or worse. It was a literal shock to my family when random people would just smile at them and say “Hi!” in public in other states.
I’m a Floridian.
He’s right.
Sounds like it’s full of people who are complete and total assholes, I bet the whole fucking state is just made up of complete and total assholes.
Most of the state is for sure, and more bizarrely, it attracts these sorts of people to migrate there. I can’t quite wrap my head around it. Florida at least used to be a cheap place to retire, so I understood all the older people moving there. Now it is expensive and far more full of assholes. I dread having to visit there to see my remaining family ever couple of years.
I grew up there, can confirm.