This is actually real. Story of the Killdozer

June 4, 2004

When Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, Colorado, reached a dead-end in his fight with the local zoning commission, the logical response would have been to petition them once again and await a future reply from them. After all, Marvin Heemeyer was known to have been a logical man, so it was expected that he would have taken a logical approach.

Instead, Marvin Heemeyer went home, outfitted his Komatsu D355A bulldozer with armored plates, a layer of concrete, and bulletproof plastic, and drove it through the town in a rampage, knocking down 13 buildings and causing $7 million worth of damage with his makeshift “killdozer.”

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    1 hour ago

    They probably could have stopped him a bit sooner by taking a grenade to the radiator…

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      1 hour ago

      …that would involve the police tossing grenades in clear view of the public. Even they don’t want that liability.

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        55 minutes ago

        Climb on top the thing and drop just one grenade right behind the bucket, in front of the radiator.

        That would also block like ~90% of the shrapnel, and with any luck, take out not only the radiator but the engine too.

        No reason to go willy nilly tossing grenades at it, I mean hell, they did climb on top of it while he was still driving it to look for an entrance…