• SarcasticMan
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    1 month ago

    Fuuuuuuuuuck man, I hate this timeline so fucking much.

    Me and this fat kid

    We ran, we ate and read books

    And it was the best.

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      1 month ago

      This, compared to which timeline where everyone lives forever?

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        1 month ago

        Nah, compared to the timeline where we get Event Horizon 2: In the Mouth of Moar Madness and it’s 36 hour extended cut made specifically for watching during drug binges.

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          30 days ago

          Idk about the Event Horizon but can I just have the drug binges?

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            30 days ago

            Nah, it all works together so you think you’re stuck in space or hell or a story someone is writing and everything is insane and maybe you have no eyes and sometimes you’re an alligator.

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        1 month ago

        Compared to the timeline where Nazi pedophiles are the ones that die in their 70s.

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        30 days ago

        I think you know what I meant, but just couldn’t help yourself from being a cunt. I hope you find your peace, friend.