US senator Mitch McConnell on Sunday revealed for the first time that a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking the silence about the Kentucky Republican’s condition after weeks of mounting speculation about his health.
The statement included a smiling picture of McConnell with his wife, Elaine Chao, a tacit response to speculation online that he had died or was incapacitated. McConnell held a copy of Sunday’s Washington Post sports section in his hand.



Anyone have the original for comparison?
I don’t believe it because they wouldn’t be that sloppy. I can photoshop todays paper into the hand of Cthulhu and I don’t even need AI.
It sure looks fucking weird though. Ngl.
Honestly I don’t see how any of that could resemble English prose.
Genuinely, does anyone have the paper? Because it feels like people don’t.
Edit: ok it’s posted below.
In the real newspaper, the last two lines are “in all-Czech showdown”, and the photo does look like it says that. It may have been photoshopped, but it wasn’t AI garbled.