• @betterdeadthanreddit
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    31 year ago

    George and Donnie should share a cell. I’d watch the hell out of that TV show.

    “Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has ever seen ratings like this before. Our show is absolutely crushing it, folks. A man told me, a big strong attractive man, he told me, ‘sir, Mr. Prisondent, sir, It’s like a ratings hurricane, blowing away the competition and leaving them in the dust’ and then he shook my hand but I shook his harder. Tremendous numbers, believe me!”

    [Anthony Devolder Anthony Zabrovsky George Santos nods along, barely in frame, realizing he’ll be unable to get a word in while Trump monopolizes the cameras]