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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago

How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

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How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

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  • TootSweet
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    there’s no way to tell it verbally.

    I just told it to someone verbally by spelling out the word rather than pronouncing it.

    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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      I tried to tell it non-verbally and my wife pronounced it “what the fuck are you doing?”

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        Don’t leave us in suspense. Is your wife a plumber or a chemist?

        • xylol@leminal.space
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          Do chemist lay pipe

    • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net
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      Just use a hyphen and then give up if they don’t know what ionized means.

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      I’m not spelling that correctly on the spot

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