• carrylex
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    6 days ago

    Sir, the CIA

    • sells super crack
    • has Jason Bourne
    • tried to break into the brain of Bin Laden’s cat
    • has weather contoling equipment
    • switched the brain of a skier with a goldfish to prevent East Germany from wining the 1986 Olympics
    • has a life-size Magreth Thatcher robot
    • has a machine that beams an image of the Christian god directly into people’s brains

    …but the watchlist would be the FBI.

    At least according to my reliable sources.