WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. lawmakers are demanding several Canada provinces not only stock their spirits again, but also formally acknowledge that the anti-tariff boycott wasn't working at all and that the Americans were "not even a little bit angry over it working".

cross-posted from: https://lazysoci.al/post/50836398

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe
    21·
    7 days ago

    “…also we’re going to tariff you even more because your forest fire smokes wafting over our border (instead of helping you fight those fires).”

    God I hate my government.

    • deft@lemmy.wtf
      61·
      7 days ago

      Tbh there are few governments in this world that shouldn’t be hated by their citizens