Jen Sorensen | Mastodon
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Selling The Sun
Despite overwhelming objections from scientists, the Trump FCC has approved a space mirror to create “Sunlight on demand.”
Person on Earth in spot being lit by space mirror: What the.?
Among other things, the company promises “unforgettable nighttime experiences for events and public spaces.”
Owl: Not another @&!# midnight corporate retreat!
Besides messing up circadian rhythms, animal navigation, and entire ecosystems, what could go wrong?
Tech bro to astronomer with seared retinas: careful with that telescope! Especially once we have 50,000 of these in orbit.
Coming soon: Blocking the sun unless you pay for it
Farmer in the dark: Hey, what gives?
Tech bro: You haven’t paid your monthly Sun-scription fee!
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The Simpsons got there first:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Shot_Mr._Burns%3F
Actually there was a story where Scrooge McDuck uses a mirror satellite to shine sunlight on a factory of him to cut down costs at night time. He even starts selling it to citizens of Duckburgh. That must have been a story from the 70s.
Yeah, but Futurama got the reflector part:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimes_of_the_Hot