If I’m going to get all author fancy and put a double initial in my name, it’s going to be C.M. and it will stand for Calculated Mediocrity 😜😂
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I was once denied a promotion because “your voice is too low, and some of your coworkers find that intimidating.”
And you’re like: [roaring] “what did you say to me?”
Did you perchance work in a karaoke bar?
They could have just been jealous of your excellent Johnny Cash and Barry White performances 😉
I hope you left WTF
The company was struggling financially at that point, after their biggest customer left, and they went under shortly after. My theory is that they were scrambling for any excuse to control expenses.