• bizarroland
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    3 months ago

    When I was a teenager, I found my dad’s porn stash, and it was the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

    I don’t remember the whole thing, but I do remember at one point there was a woman at the orgy who was like, “Why won’t anyone fuck me? Somebody come fuck me!” And a robot showed up with a dildo attached to it and fucked her.

    The robot was basically a trash can with wheels, basically an imitation R2D2 made by some 80s tech porn wizard.

    So, you know, off-screen there was somebody with like a big 1980s fucking remote control making the robot awkwardly roll backwards and forwards while somebody videoed the actress poorly acting like she was enjoying it.

    I cannot get that image out of my brain no matter how hard I try.