• buddascrayon
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    2 days ago

    That’s a fancy one. Mine only has two settings, drinking fountain on my butthole or power wash the inside of my colon.

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      Mine was literally the cheapest I could find (Amazon flash sale during COVID for maybe $30?) and isn’t even powered, but still manages to have a continuous knob to adjust pressure, along with three buttons for where to aim the spray (butt, front, and self-clean).

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        Yeah, same. Cheap, no power other than my water pressure and no warming either so the water is always cold. 🥶

        But, it gets the job done.

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          Yeah, back when I was properly plumbed we had two. One expensive one with a tank on the side of the toilet for warm water kept the same temperature for as long as, well I gave it to my cool brother before I started dating my wife and she didn’t want a bidet don’t get me started I think it still works tho, and one cheap one with just pressure control and just cold water, but was great if you ever needed to do a little spring cleaning and that one is in the home office and I just did a little spring cleaning last week. $35 gets you where you need to go

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      You can buy a separate valve to install between the water supply and the bidet, to limit the super powerful “stab of doom” spray.

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      And the knob is counter intuitive to every other water control knob. Wtf is this clockwise is ON bullshit? The number of times I let Blastoise wash my bum…