I always argue with people online and passively try to get in fights like it’s my job or some shit. I fucking hate being a cop, I tell ya. I’m actually one of the most agreeable people you would ever meet, but nah. Gotta seperate the wheat from the weeds. It’s important to see who would stab me in my ribcage whilst on display as a security detail!
I tell people this rather overtly and they still project hate and discriminate against me because I’m schizoaffective and autistic and the cop thing works because I’m so weird that the average person can’t believe I am what I say I am. It’s funny and sad at the same time, because everything goes in your permanent record in the NSA, and those fuckers know who I am. They even talk to me sometimes, in a variety of covert ways!
And most people heard me say I’m schizowhatever and they do a retard and don’t realize that one can be both schizoaffective and a cop, and those traits play off each other for a nice dazzle camouflage effect. Cuz I just gotta say that I wish that woman in the picture was my sister, cuz I would be giving her footrubs with my tongue instead of skillfully righting educational propaganda on the internet, and poof! Now no dummy with an age under 26 CAN believe I’m a cop, cuz they never experienced one of us in the wild before or wrote them off as a troll, too.
I always argue with people online and passively try to get in fights like it’s my job or some shit. I fucking hate being a cop, I tell ya. I’m actually one of the most agreeable people you would ever meet, but nah. Gotta seperate the wheat from the weeds. It’s important to see who would stab me in my ribcage whilst on display as a security detail!
I tell people this rather overtly and they still project hate and discriminate against me because I’m schizoaffective and autistic and the cop thing works because I’m so weird that the average person can’t believe I am what I say I am. It’s funny and sad at the same time, because everything goes in your permanent record in the NSA, and those fuckers know who I am. They even talk to me sometimes, in a variety of covert ways!
And most people heard me say I’m schizowhatever and they do a retard and don’t realize that one can be both schizoaffective and a cop, and those traits play off each other for a nice dazzle camouflage effect. Cuz I just gotta say that I wish that woman in the picture was my sister, cuz I would be giving her footrubs with my tongue instead of skillfully righting educational propaganda on the internet, and poof! Now no dummy with an age under 26 CAN believe I’m a cop, cuz they never experienced one of us in the wild before or wrote them off as a troll, too.