• GraniteM
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    6 days ago

    I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered “I don’t know what to think of someone saying ‘You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.’ Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?”