• TIEPilot
    111·
    4 days ago

    “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk”

    • R Swanson

    I would have gone w/ the beer too.

    • Lemmywinks
      4·
      4 days ago

      “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk light beer. Which is water that’s lying about being milk beer”

      • me
      • TIEPilot
        11·
        4 days ago

        They went for the PBR,

        I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on When I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula.

        A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying.

        • Bloodhound Gang