Mr Lovenstein | Mastodon
Bonus Panel

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I hope the reboot is faithful to the original guy with a spear.
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: Two hairy cavemen sit on rocks and talk. They have long, unkempt hair and beards, as well as uni-brows, and wear short loin clothes. One of the cavemen on the left gestures while speaking to the other who is bush drawing in the dirt with a stick.
Caveman 1: Hey, you remember that cave painting of the guy with the spear?
Panel 2: Caveman 1 listens with a smile on his face. Caveman 2 is excited to discuss this masterpiece, his stick forgotten.
Caveman 2: Of course! That painting is the best!
Panel 3: Caveman 1 drops some knowledge on Caveman 2 who grabs his hair in shock and horror at the revelation.
Caveman 1: Would you believe that was made 20 years ago?
Caveman 2: Whaaat?
Panel 4: Caveman 2 covers his face with his hands to hide his despair. Caveman 1 somberly agrees with his companion.
Caveman 2: Fuck I’m old…
Caveman 1: Same


There there buddy, I also saw the Superbowl halftime wardrobe malfunction. You aren’t alone.