If you’ve never been backed up enough that what comes out is nearly as long and thick as one of your arms and makes you stand up off the throne as it emerges because it’s too thick to snap under it’s own weight so it emerges from the toilet bowel like a demonic chocolatey tendril… well, you’re lucky.
If you’d like to give it a go just start abusing meth and/or opiates so you stop going poo, but continue eating large pizzas because you’re a tubby fuck. Just have an exorcist and therapist both on speed dial.
Are curved shits actually a disability? I thought that was just a large meal when that happens
If you’ve never been backed up enough that what comes out is nearly as long and thick as one of your arms and makes you stand up off the throne as it emerges because it’s too thick to snap under it’s own weight so it emerges from the toilet bowel like a demonic chocolatey tendril… well, you’re lucky.
Aye, some shits qualify as a disability.
Wow I’ve never had that
If you’d like to give it a go just start abusing meth and/or opiates so you stop going poo, but continue eating large pizzas because you’re a tubby fuck. Just have an exorcist and therapist both on speed dial.
lol sounds like you have experience in this. if I try it I’ll make sure to think of you <3
I managed to accomplish this without the meth/opiates.
I nearly killed myself with one of those shits, from when I got the insane notion human biology could survive on a diet of mostly ice cream.
Took months of large amounts of strong laxatives to get it to eventually go.