My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.
On the plus side, after they combine, you can poop twice as efficiently because it’ll burn you an extra butthole, LOL.
More seriously, at what ratio? The running theme here seems to be that it should be nowhere near the top of an ingredients list.
10-20% total max.
Equal parts vodka and juice, top with bubbly water, so about an ounce or two.