My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.
If you want a real shock, start adding sugar and keep track of how much you have to add to make it palatable. It’s basically like drinking soda.
Uh, none? Ice cubes (if it’s ice cold, it’s fantastic) for daytime, ice cubes and vodka if I have an occasion to drink