• Abyssian
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    8 hours ago

    That’s not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope’s mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it’s really quite amazing.

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      8 hours ago

      The cardinals are the pope’s fledglings, right? I think he’s the one puking in their mouths.

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        That’s what I thought too, but it’s more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.

        Nature is so strange and beautiful.

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      6 hours ago

      Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won’t sit through a NG special on the Pope.