[Slight grammar correction from original] Hey! Wanna help me cut out pictures of male nipples, then paste them on top of female nipples to make their boobs safe for work?

      • Jankatarch
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        6 hours ago

        Tbf that crazy is like “haha my teeth are drawn weird” meanwhile irl crazy is “I did not brush my teeth for 12 years straight.”

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          I believed a cracked article about why hemoroids happen, and didn’t sit down to shit for 7 years, I took a dump standing up.

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        10 hours ago

        I am a lady who has, in fact, been broken by several girls. I got the trauma and everything right here to prove it. Fortunately my wife loves me sincerely and doesn’t hurt me at all.