• Impractical_Island
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        3 months ago

        It’s painful on this side of the screen, I tell ya, Batman? Why the fuck you calling me bat- MOM DANNYS GOT A FAT PACK AGAIN HE CAN ONLY HAVE ONE FAT PACK A DAY NO IM NOT GROUNDED FUCK YOU WHORE I GOT GRAMMA ON MY SIDE AND A POUND OF CHEESEFORCE DELI SLICES. I GOT THEM why is my capslock on, I got them for four ninety nine in three bores of an oxes tail; you’re saying you can’t do this? I have to teach you the wombo combo? It’s gunna cost ya at least forty-seven cents, and you’ll have to abduct your teenage sidekick yourself.