• Hikermick
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    6 days ago

    One of them starts preaching on the plane I’m on and I’ll go pentacostal on their ass. Scream “I’m saved!” and start speaking in tongues. Hallelujah!

    • WoodScientist
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      6 days ago

      I would just shout loudly implying they’re a pedophile. Anyone pushing Jesus this hard is trying to cover up something extremely dark about themselves.