• Lemmayng
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    1 day ago

    “Sliding into two” would help with the rhyme

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      When you’re sliding into second And your sphincter’s been beckoned That’s trumperrhea, trumperrhea.

      When you sit down on the bench and your pants are super squenched trumporrhea, trumporrhea!

      When you go to take the field and your butthole comes unsealed, trumporrhea trumporrhea

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        15 hours ago

        We used to sing that song in the car until my stepmom flew into a rage ….to be fair she was a humongous b

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      24 hours ago

      Yeah but nobody refers to it as base two, I think I would’ve gone more with something like “when you’re sliding into second with a smell most unpleasant”, or something.