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minus-squaredroanslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoA crocodile has your toddler. It says it will return your child if you can guess its next move. What do you say?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours ago“It’s your responsibility now you scaly sucker!” and then voom off on my dune buggy. Also in this scenario I have a dune buggy for reasons.
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoWould like to borrow the buggy too.
minus-squareTrump Rapes KidslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours ago“Return it? You think I just threw that little bastard into the lake on accident? It’s your problem now.”
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours ago“NOW YOU DIE, CROCODILE” as my drone army attacks
minus-square1rre@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoDistract it while someone sedates/shoots/whatevers it… Even if you guess the move, it doesn’t say it’ll be alive or intact, so the safest thing to do is not to play.
A crocodile has your toddler. It says it will return your child if you can guess its next move. What do you say?
“Holy fuck a talking crocodile‽”
Oof. Wrong time to get excited, buddy…
“It’s your responsibility now you scaly sucker!” and then voom off on my dune buggy. Also in this scenario I have a dune buggy for reasons.
Can I borrow your dune buggy?
https://youtu.be/2jv2gSY7QB4
Would like to borrow the buggy too.
“Return it? You think I just threw that little bastard into the lake on accident? It’s your problem now.”
“NOW YOU DIE, CROCODILE” as my drone army attacks
Distract it while someone sedates/shoots/whatevers it…
Even if you guess the move, it doesn’t say it’ll be alive or intact, so the safest thing to do is not to play.