You have no idea the relative luxury you’re currently complaining about. Try a solid stainless steel prison toilet. They’re torturously cold to sit on in the winter, and also shorter with a higher water level.
If you don’t grab ahold of Mr. Winky before sitting down he’s going to be bobbing in the water you’re shitting into. Make sure you grab from the base of the balls, or they’re just going to plié down into that icy water too.
You have no idea the relative luxury you’re currently complaining about. Try a solid stainless steel prison toilet. They’re torturously cold to sit on in the winter, and also shorter with a higher water level.
If you don’t grab ahold of Mr. Winky before sitting down he’s going to be bobbing in the water you’re shitting into. Make sure you grab from the base of the balls, or they’re just going to plié down into that icy water too.
Like why even make them like that other than punishment. They dont need to be like that.
I get they’re prisoners and all, but have to hold your dick or it falls in the water seems like its above and beyond.
Stainless steel at least makes sense from a durability and safety perspective even if its always a chilly and uncomfortable experience.
Don’t forget the part where your cellmate is laying on his bunk 3 feet away with not a damn thing separating you.