• Hobo
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    5 hours ago

    This is you:

    I could technically remove a cancerous mole myself.

    Since you’re the smart one, and we’re all morons, I’ll defer to your expertise. You should totally just hack away at your suspected cancerous moles at home. Probably you should use a dull kitchen knife or whatever. Good luck!

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      3 hours ago

      And you’re sitting here suggesting that I’m wrong about cutting your fucking arm off to get rid of cancer.

      Of course I’m not advocating that someone back alley ripper docs the fucking cancer out you trog

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        50 minutes ago

        Yeah we’ve already established that your the super duper smartest person ever. But you can’t back out now! Especially after you cut all those moles off your Uncle Lindsey’s butthole or whatever. You gotta get in that kitchen, pull out that knife, and technically cut off all those cancer moles. We won’t try to talk you out of it again I swear!