This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

  • LifeInMultipleChoice
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    2 months ago

    Your penis makes noise when you pee? The only noise I’ve ever heard is when the urine hits water/leaves/grass…

    • Nouvellalia
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      2 months ago

      It sounds like a lawn mower in a kiddie pool full of spaghetti. Yours is silent?

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        2 months ago

        A kiddie pool full of spaghetti is one place I haven’t yet tried peeing

        Should I wait for the kids to get out?

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        2 months ago

        Mine sounds more like me looking at how hot it is outside and thinking maybe later. Mostly quite, but a potential groan everyonce in a while.