• Widdershins
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    12 days ago

    Can’t smoke in theaters anymore. I can go to the store and buy a prerolled joint coated in resin and rolled in moon rocks and crystalline THC but I can’t smoke it in any theater. If they want to fill seats for Hotel for Dogs 2 they need to look at their audience and open more drive-in theaters.

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      12 days ago

      Nah, your stank ass can stay home away from the rest of us.

      • Widdershins
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        12 days ago

        Pardon me for suggesting drive-in theaters come back and having a solid reason for them to. Enjoy your boring ass movies in filthy theaters with broken, sticky, public seating and cold food at a luxury price. I’ll be eating a hot, cheap, rotisserie chicken and hot boxing my own car with heated seats until I can barely see the dogs or the hotel they are staying at in the sequel.

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          12 days ago

          Hopefully you’ve got a designated driver that’s going to come and drive you home…

    • TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca
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      12 days ago

      The fuck lol? I mean I love theaters and drugs and even I would just say to you my guy, time progresses linearly. Try this next time.

      Smoke > attend movie

      If it’s a long movie you can try this

      Smoke > attend movie > step outside for a moment to smoke more > go back inside