As a porn person I have to agree that Jesus will need protection. I saw him on a cross the other day and I just couldn’t get over his abs. That dude is so cut. Yeah, porn people will be all over him just for the abs but imagine how many streams they’ll get if they can get him to ditch that loincloth in a video. Money in the bank, man.
When the 2nd coming of Christ happens, we need to protect Jesus from all the porn people!!
If you die while you’re reading the bible, you die in real life!!!
That can’t be true. No one reads the Bible in real life
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As a porn person I have to agree that Jesus will need protection. I saw him on a cross the other day and I just couldn’t get over his abs. That dude is so cut. Yeah, porn people will be all over him just for the abs but imagine how many streams they’ll get if they can get him to ditch that loincloth in a video. Money in the bank, man.
Then there will be the really kinky ppl who want to see someone Doubting Thomas Jesus with their dick