Former Bishop of Broome Christopher Alan Saunders, 76, was found guilty of 13 sex offences on Thursday following a jury trial in the West Australian District Court.

  • MinnesotaGoddam
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    5 days ago

    You know what just out of spite I might make the god I’m making up Judeo-Christian. They’re a giant crab that flies through space, devours planets and enjoys tea. Maybe I’ll make them worship jesus or yahweh or asherah or something. Let’s see if the idea of my god worshipping a different god still makes me giggle tomorrow morning

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        5 days ago

        church services are at lunchtime, whatever day you feel like. go grab a crab sandwich and eat it while staring wistfully at the ocean or sea or fjord or whatever water you normally loiter around and stare wistfully at while you eat crab.

        also i know it will be hard to attend christian services and eat their jeezits, but please refrain from pointing out how bland and flavorless their god is until after their services.

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          4 days ago

          The newsletter will be sufficient, thanks. Leaving the house unnecessarily is against my religion.