And Gandalf is still there, but it’s a younger version of him from the multiverse! That’s where the ring came from, the multiverse. And it turns out Bilbo is the bad guy. He’s also from the multiverse.
And anyone else’s characters that didn’t want to come back for more money are all also from the multiverse. And this time they’re not just saving Middle Earth, they’re saving The Multiverse!
I’m stoked for Gandalf the Whites next evolution, Gandalf the Fabulous. He mostly just leads shopping expeditions and every chapter has an elaborate song and dance number that would put the endless elven poetry of the original books to shame.
Nah, Eru (literally God) sent him back after talking to him for a few thousand years and was basically like “okay, I know I made Saruman the powerful White Wizard, but he’s fucked up the whole plan I had and you’re the only Maia out of the five that went that has actually tried to do some good, so I’m gonna make you the new White Wizard so you can fix it”
I find it funny that out of 5 demigods sent to deal with an evil demigod only one took his job seriously. Like if 60% of your team do nothing and the head of your team does the opposite of what he was tasked to do you really need to review your HRMR policies
And Gandalf is still there, but it’s a younger version of him from the multiverse! That’s where the ring came from, the multiverse. And it turns out Bilbo is the bad guy. He’s also from the multiverse.
And anyone else’s characters that didn’t want to come back for more money are all also from the multiverse. And this time they’re not just saving Middle Earth, they’re saving The Multiverse!
Multiverse!
I’m stoked for Gandalf the Whites next evolution, Gandalf the Fabulous. He mostly just leads shopping expeditions and every chapter has an elaborate song and dance number that would put the endless elven poetry of the original books to shame.
Gandalf the rainbow
Gandalf and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Isn’t it how the whole Gandalf White thing happened?
I thought he took a bath for the first time in decades after tripping off a bridge
No. There is only one verse. Gandalf died but was sent back into the fight.
Ah, so it’s somehow Gandalf returned
Nah, Eru (literally God) sent him back after talking to him for a few thousand years and was basically like “okay, I know I made Saruman the powerful White Wizard, but he’s fucked up the whole plan I had and you’re the only Maia out of the five that went that has actually tried to do some good, so I’m gonna make you the new White Wizard so you can fix it”
I find it funny that out of 5 demigods sent to deal with an evil demigod only one took his job seriously. Like if 60% of your team do nothing and the head of your team does the opposite of what he was tasked to do you really need to review your
HRMR policiesSo he got promoted to head power ranger? That’s neat.
Yeah I guess so.