I figured it was just like going to a new second church and telling them that you wanted to be baptized and then in front of everyone when you’re up there in the baptismal pool with the preacher when they ask you if you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and reject Satan and yadda yadda yadda, just be like “You know what, now that you mention it, no,” and then getting out of the baptismal pool and walking out in the middle of a service.
It was a ritual I made up myself. Basically, baptism is done by water, so I de-baptized myself by fire.
I pricked my finger and made an X on my Bible with it, told God he could intervene if he wanted, and when (of course) nothing happened, I burned it.
I figured it was just like going to a new second church and telling them that you wanted to be baptized and then in front of everyone when you’re up there in the baptismal pool with the preacher when they ask you if you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and reject Satan and yadda yadda yadda, just be like “You know what, now that you mention it, no,” and then getting out of the baptismal pool and walking out in the middle of a service.
Nah, there’s no need for spectacle.
But that would be the literal exact opposite of a baptism.
I always enjoy when people quibble with me for no good reason. Have a nice day.