• mrmisses
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    2 days ago

    Where’s my glue gun, I’ll help. A little gold spray paint and that idiot won’t know a thing

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      2 days ago

      If you can get that close, maybe bring a different kind of gun

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        1 day ago

        If I get that close I won’t be able to stop gagging from the smell

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          1 day ago

          Well, then let’s hope there is at least one person who is willing to overcome that

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        1 day ago

        Better to go in empty-handed and find something dangerous near him. Lamp cord, smash a glass, heavy paperweight, the options are nearly endless.