• betterdeadthanreddit
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    2 days ago

    If your goal was to convince me to support the speedy completion of this bunker/ballroom project so he can follow in that other guy’s goose-steps as soon as possible, well done.

  • JeeBaiChow
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    2 days ago

    Skip everything and get to where he ends, please. Only have him actually miss and leave himself a paralyzed mess, unable to do anything for himself. Then give him a maddening itch, but be unable to scratch, or tell his handlers to stop scratching because it causes him a burning sensation, like a hot poker.

    Or something.

    • _stranger_
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      2 days ago

      I would wish locked-in syndrome on him. I’d want him to live another 80 years like that

  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub
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    2 days ago

    Trump is too pathetic to suicide himself.

    Although I can imagine someone else suiciding him.